"Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires." FML

AND

"Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex". FML

Big Laule :D

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